Magnificent Bastard by Lili Valente

Magnificent Bastard

By Lili Valente

  • Release Date: 2016-04-25
  • Genre: Erotic Romance
Score: 4.5
From 222 Ratings
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A hot and hilarious standalone romance!
F*&k Prince Charming. Sometimes, you need a Magnificent Bastard.

Face it, ladies: love sucks and then you cry…while your ex rides off into the sunset banging your best friend.

But why let a break-up end in tears when it can end with sweet revenge? Enter Magnificent Bastard Consulting and me, chief executive bastard. I’ve got it all—looks, brains, a heart of gold, and the killer instinct guaran-damn-teed to make your ex regret the day he said goodbye.

With the help of my virtual assistant, I’ve built an empire giving broken-hearted women the vengeance they deserve, while keeping myself far from the front lines of the heart. Life is a bowl of cherries, until my virtual assistant shows up on my real doorstep for the first time, begging for a Magnificent Bastard intervention of her own. 

Damn... She’s a bona fide sex kitten.

I pride myself on being a true pro, but pretending to be her lover soon leads to giving it to her good, hard, fast, and up against the wall. And somewhere between getting balls deep in my sweet and sexy assistant and watching her ex beg for a second chance, I break every last one of my damn rules—professional and personal.

So what’s my next move? Fight for the girl who makes me want to get up on a white horse and ride to her rescue, or stay a Magnificent Bastard to the end?

Warning: MAGNIFICENT BASTARD is a stand-alone erotic romance told from the hero’s point of view. No cliffhanger. Lots of dirty talk.


  • Un-Put-Down-able!

    By lmpanthermom
    Seriously. Could. Not. Put. It. Down. I was hooked right from the getgo. Bash and Penny are fantastic characters. The banter between the two is fabulous. And hot? Holy schnitzels, it was scorching! Throbbingly scorching. Panty disintegration scorching. Then there’s Aiden. The park. Cupping. Me on the floor laughing hysterically while my family calls for the men in the white coats to take me away. This is a Total Must-Read.
  • crying laughing!

    By Bookworming it
    Omg I cannot wipe the smile from my face after reading this. Now I admit, I am a loose woman (does apple censor these reviews?🤔) when it comes to free books on the App Store - I will download to my hearts content with little hope of them all being winners. But I digress - I was so so so happy I read this book. It kept my rolling for HOURS! And I will actually open my wallet and PAY ACTUAL DOLLARS to purchase the rest of Lili Valente's work - I enjoyed it that much! Seriously you can tell Lili must be so hilarious and it just pours into Bash and Penny. The story line is so funny and even though similar to one of those rom coms we love/hate out in the universe, I would read it again and again. The one liners, the character development. Omg YES! Lili if you read this, know that you are a QUEEN HONEYYYYY! You deserve for this to be made into a movie!!
  • Loved it!

    By Candylee352
    Adorable storyline, great characters, and hilarious dialog! Loved it!!
  • Must read

    By Forzacore
    This is one of those books that keeps you up until 3am because you HAVE TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS. I loved the characters, the humor, the romance, and everything in between. So excited there are more books in this series and even happier that it's a weekend and I can spend all day tomorrow reading the next book.
  • Great fast read from other POV

    By Froldens
    Magnificent Bastard was a free download from a Facebook ad in my feed and was pleasantly surprised by the writing and plot. Some of the free downloads have terrible writing and plot but this one was quick and mindless which is what I love during busy time of summer. It is definitely not for the faint of heart with the graphic adult content and language however seeing through that there is a good story line that keeps you reading. A lot of these books are all the same now with subservient girl meets Uber rich man and they do dirty things to each other while messing with each other emotionally. This has a boss and assistant type relationship but you never get the whole subservient vibe that is all too common. They are best friends tethering the edge of something more realizing that feelings develop over time - with the same emotional head games that plague all of this genre. BUT if it wasn't there, I am sure we would quit reading them. I would definitely read this other and subsequent books in this series and would recommend for any reader that enjoys adult content romance type books.
  • We all need a Magnificent Bastard!

    By tkpsychpom
    My book slump has FINALLY been broken!! Thank you Lili Valente for writing a SMART, funny, sexy story! What?!!? A romance with both hot sex and great dialogue (both inner and between characters)?? Rare, I know, but I’m here to tell you that if friends-to-lovers and intelligent main characters are your jam then buy this book RIGHT NOW!
  • I want my own MB-great read

    By didi208
    Loved the way it was written in his perspective. It was sexy and lol funny-perfect balance. The characters are ones you want to be or could have as friends.
  • Loved it

    By Amilou9
    Laughed out loud a lot!!! Loved the characters!
  • Righting Wrongs In The Name Of Love

    By Keryth68
    Magnificent Bastard, by Lili Valente, is definitely one of the best books I've read. As soon as I started reading it, I was sucked in. The world around me ceased to exist, all I could see was this crazy, wonderful book in front of me. I enjoyed the story so much it became a part of me while I read it. When the characters experienced emotions, I felt them too. When they cried, I cried. When they laughed, I laughed. When they got angry, I got angry, etc. It takes a special kind of book to create that connection with a person and for me, Magnificent Bastard did just that.
  • Magnificent book

    By Ajessen
    Funny and sweet. Loved it from the male POV. Great read.